left our jobs, went to Asia

I become worried and upset when simple street signs come with asterisk and small text. To me it means something has gone wrong in the society.

Special lunch offer, Melbourne, Australia

Of course I understand that I won't get 2 beef steaks, 3 soups, 8 desserts and a lifelong supply of beer for that price.
Of course I can pop in and ask "Hey, what's exactly included in your special offer", if I'm interested.

Keep it simple. I don't want to start signing contracts each time I go to a restaurant.